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Old 02-10-2015, 02:07 PM   #43
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Well, the thing is that once you step through the doorway and meet with the "others," the being made of infinite energy that pull you in and teach you, and make you remember everything, time becomes relative; so while you are physically in this plane for only a few hours, you are there learning for a while.

Also, you usually do several trips in a week, each one revealing more and healing more.
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Old 02-10-2015, 02:08 PM   #44
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And does that one trip to Mexico to see that circus donkey count as a Horrible thing or Odd thing. Just trying to figure out where some things will go.

Depends on how turned on you were while watching the donkey show.
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Old 02-10-2015, 02:33 PM   #45
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Depends on how turned on you were while watching the donkey show.
then never mind.


And I might as well add another horrible episode to the list. Found out today I need a root canal. Some how, I also think this was the donkeys fault.
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Old 02-10-2015, 02:36 PM   #46
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then never mind.


And I might as well add another horrible episode to the list. Found out today I need a root canal. Some how, I also think this was the donkeys fault.

Dude, you do know how the donkey show (is supposed to) work right?

You go to Tijuana,
you pay $5,
You get to see some random chick getting banged by a donkey,
at no time are you supposed to let the donkey put anything in your mouth.
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Old 02-10-2015, 02:43 PM   #47
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Dude, you do know how the donkey show (is supposed to) work right?

You go to Tijuana,
you pay $5,
You get to see some random chick getting banged by a donkey,
at no time are you supposed to let the donkey put anything in your mouth.
well then no, I didn't know that is how it worked. I was upsold the "Bonus Donkey Trick" for an extra $10. He said the Donkey would finish, then come and give everyone a kiss. I just happened to be on the front row and thought it started with me. I was the cool one for about 3 minutes. Now I'm on a Z-pak and scheduled for root canal. Dr said I couldn't get a shot for that one.
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Old 02-11-2015, 08:18 AM   #48
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Well, after the root canal, when you are searching for the meaning of life, or really depressed and wondering why did this happen to me, then go try the Ayahuasca
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Old 02-11-2015, 09:32 AM   #49
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well then no, I didn't know that is how it worked. I was upsold the "Bonus Donkey Trick" for an extra $10. He said the Donkey would finish, then come and give everyone a kiss. I just happened to be on the front row and thought it started with me. I was the cool one for about 3 minutes. Now I'm on a Z-pak and scheduled for root canal. Dr said I couldn't get a shot for that one.
This sounds just like a tangent they would take on JRE.
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Old 02-11-2015, 09:45 AM   #50
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That was where I heard about it...
I have started a separate thread for the Joe Rogan Experience Podcast.

If you do not know what this is, please educate yourself, the last thing this world needs is another dummy with a 9 volt brain.
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Haha, I know. I mean the donkey show subject sounds like them when they get off topic. That's one of the things I love about the show.
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Old 02-15-2015, 01:58 AM   #52
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Spartan01, I wonder where on earth you heard of such a drug...
I first saw it on a television documentary about the stuff. I then studied it being studied as therapy for PTSD on fellow vets.

No doubt, it's much stronger than the mushrooms I picked for a pizza a few of us military guys made while in Florida.

My first Amsterdam vacation gave me the experience to know you need someone with you. Never do the unknown while alone.

My experience in a peyote sweat lodge was VERY close to what the Peru trip must have been. Vomiting and all.

There are MANY things in this world (South America, China, India) that, for centuries, have been used to help keep folks happy and content, even while living in the poorest of conditions.
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Old 02-17-2015, 05:55 PM   #54
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Wait so you did this? I don't think I'd be able to do that.
Yes, I went to Peru, and did this.

I do not recommend Iquitos, as it is the jungle, so unless giant Mosquitos, snakes, and huge hairy spiders are your thing, try Cusco, Peru.

Google Arutam Cusco, that is the center I went to.
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entertaining thread. wish i'd have found it sooner. Spartan, too bad we never connected when I lived in the DMV. think we'd have gotten along.



now i need a new f**king calendar, tho. what's the link?!?
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